AN INTERVIEW WITH RAYCHEL, AN ACTOR FROM GA WHO APPARANTELY LIKES DEVILS AND THINKS IM COOL FOR SOME REASON.
Spike: Thanks for doing the interview.....but lets get down and dirty. Whats your favorite thing in the
world to do?
Raychel: uuuhhh...not really sure...i like alot of stuff.
Spike: Do you like to clog or yodel? Cause god knows i do.
Raychel: Or no. Anything doable with Will, thats my fav. (laughs)
Spike: Allright, now for all the kiddies reading, Will is your boyfriend in Iraq. So from somebody with
a loved one over there, do you agree with the war?
Raychel: Hell no. I wish they could find a peaceful compromise and calm the freak down.
Spike:Do you think my idea of giving them all waterguns and letting them have at it would work?
Raychel: (laughs) no.
Spike: Damn another no. Why wouldnt it? oh well, so tell me a little about your life.
Raychel: HaHa, what life?
Spike: Your an actor right?
Raychel: Yes.
Spike: So what kind of roles would you like to do in the future?
Raychel:Well.......in the future? Naturally the lead.
Spike: Who would you say is your favorite actor and actress? And furthermore, Who would you like to work
with, cause i have many connections.
Raychel:hmmmm....well i adore Jim Carrey, he's a comic genious.
Spike: See that works cause i know the guy who's fourth cousins brother serves him coffee, so i think i can get
something for you.
Raychel: OH! and the kid in Napoleon Dynamite......All those characters seem fun. (starts laughing)
Spike: Okay so last question for bonus points: If you had to pick the two coolest people alive, i know one would
be Will but who would be number 2?
Raychel: Jim Carrey (laughs)
Spike: Damn you Jim Carrey!!!! number 3?
Raychel: James Hetfield (laughs again at my pain)
Spike: I just want you too know that im crying and needs a hug. Thank you for the interview.
Raychel (gives hug) dont worry you tie with both Jim and James.
So i leave, and vow to kick Jim and James in the crotch. Tie my ass ill show them wankers.
