Spike-hello love, first question you ready?  If you were to pick your favorite thing in the world to do, what would it be?

Regina-besides talking to you (spike) you mean? i guess that would be...........talking to you! I think shopping comes in close second though.

Spike-baby, your the best.  Allright if you think talking to me is so great, you would love cuddling, trust me.  What would be the chance of us cuddling up one day watching a bunch of movies.

Regina-Im not sure, who's going to make the drive?

Spike-ill sacrifice for you love, but ill probably ride a bus, me making long drives isnt good.

Regina-oh yeah whys that?

Spike-cause im lucky if i get there without dying.

Regina-okay then definately take the bus.

Spike-so thats a yes right?

Regina-hmmmmmm.... you said im contractually obligated to whatever i say here right?

Spike-yeah but ill let you slide cause your special.

regina-okay then a definate maybe (smiles)

Spike-maybe, thats not fair.

Regina-your not gonna expect me to watch porn are you?

spike-no of course not i hate porn maybe a buffy-thon or something whatever you want.

Regina-oh well then hell yeah.

Spike-im not gonna stop smiling for a week now.

Spike-first move, man or womans responsibility?

Regina-nobody's i guess whoever feel comfortable doing it and is willing to get a smack in the face.

Spike-that was a threat wasnt it?

Regina-No of course not!! i would never hit you.........well probably not.

Spike-Well then i guess ill be willing to take a smack in the face.  Speaking of smacking, if you could smack one person in a mean way, who would it be?

Regina-I only get one?

Spike-well then ill give you two.

Regina-John Kerry, and my boss, he really needs it.

Spike-damn right love take it to them.  War in Iraq, bad or good and why?

Regina-well both.  War is never a good thing, but sometimes neccessary.  We have a responsibility to ourselves and the rest of the world to stop the savagery over there.

Spike-So if we gave them all waterguns and let them have at it over there, do you think thats a good idea?  Cause its mine.

Regina-Well it may not be as effective as you hope it will, cause those candy ass terrorist would use chemical shit on us, so i say shoot them.  With really big guns.  We could send the rednecks after them, then they would ALL go hide in caves.

Spike- Damn my idea never gets a yes.

Regina-Awww poor Spike.  Do you need a hug?

Spike- yes i do .

Regina-okay we'll have to take care of that then.

Spike-I like you more and more every day i swear i do.

Regina-I think the redneck idea would work though, just promise a brand new bass boat and free beer to whoever gets the most,, that would be there asses!!  Probably run screaming like little girls from the first one that says "hey you got a purdy mouth!!!!"

Spike-I would run....Allright we're gonna play the one word answer game, i ask a question and you give an answer in one word, ready?

Regina-Allright ready, one word.

Spike-you single?

Regina-Yes

Spike-Popcorn or Chocolate?

Regina-popcorn

Spike-Spike is cute, sexy, stupid, or makesmerun?

Regina-wonderful

Spike-I need a woman, and i say and i hit on you in a mall. what do you say to spike?

Regina-Is this still one word?

Spike-yeah but ill let you use more, because this one's hard.

Regina-Probably piss off.  I dont like being hit on in a mall.

Spike-damn that just made me want to hit myself with a chair.  ......back to one word.  Favorite color?

Regina-Black

Spike-Favorite Season?

Regina-Autumn

Spike-Favorite word?

Regina-craptacular.  Well i think its very descriptive, if i say have a craptacular day, you know what i meant.

Spike-hmmmmm....

allright just a couple of more questions, use any words. Would i ever hear that?

Regina-Yes.

Spike-Is that a bad thing?

Regina-Usually for me.

Spike-If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Regina-Brazil

Spike-allright and finally say anything you want to to close out the interview besides saying have a craptacular day.

Regina-I hate hippies.

 

 

*spike walks away from this interview liking her more, and plotting against hippies worldwide."